Sexy secrets

Eva Longoria says her sexy secret is a Brazilian bikini wax.

Britney Spears had a secret like that, but somehow it got out.

- Jay Leno

Limbo no more

Vatican has abolished limbo reversing centuries of Roman Catholic traditional belief.

The Vatican parties will just not be the same without the Cardinals dancing under the holy pole.

Tour de dope

Tour de France officials are getting concerned about doping again and want to ban all riders implicated in last year’s scandal.

Officials got a bit suspicious when during training this year three teams tested positive for Barry Bonds.

Coffins at Costco

Universal Casket Company is now selling discounted coffins at your neighborhood Costco.

Costco may not have fully thought this through, as the coffins come in mega-packs of six.

Tyrannosaurus Chicken

Scientists have discovered the first genetic proof that Tyrannosaurus rex is a distant cousin to the modern chicken.

Scientists are still mystified by what came first, the T. rex or the egg.